𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗚𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁 [OLD]
𝗔𝗬𝗘 𝗕𝗥𝗢 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘-
Okay.
Y/n was definitely someone you didn't want to mess with, Aether understood that.
I mean, who would want to mess with someone who brought a Harbinger to their knees. Literally.
She called Childe trash and wiped the floor with him. All while remaining perfectly conscious and strangely calm.
Now, after about five minutes of Childe getting his 🍑 beat, y/n was standing beside him, pointing her sword at his neck while he was on his knees in front of her, looking as happy as ever.
"Are you ready to talk or do I have to fry your braincells?" y/n asked simply, clearly tired of Childe's bs.
Even though Childe took a beat down, y/n hadn't gotten out unscathed. She hadn't expected him to pull out an Electro Delusion and she was pretty sure she was bleeding.
Plus she'd been shocked a couple of times, fell after the floor collapsed and was pretty sure she'd broke something.
To put it simply, both were injured.
"If you don't speak, I'll electrocute your 🍑 again, don't try me."
"Are we not gonna acknowledge the fact that y/n and Childe fought for five minutes and just decided to have a civilized chat now." Paimon questioned as Childe explained to a puzzled y/n what a Gnosis was.
"Nope, let's not." Aether sighed.
"Ohhhh! I think I understand!" y/n hummed, "Well, the Gnosis obviously isn't here and you were in the wrong when you attacked Aether and Paimon out of nowhere like that. Apologize."
Childe simply raised his hands as if he were surrendering, that stupid smile still on his face, "Alright, my bad! It's clear that your three don't know about the whereabouts of the Gnosis."
"That's what we were trying to tell you!" Aether snapped, "And look what you did! You wrecked the Golden House!"
Y/n sheathed her blade, patting it as if telling it that it'd done a good job, "Ahh, this'll be a pain to take care of... Aether, Paimon, are you two okay?"
Aether and Paimon gave the h/c haired woman a thumbs up, "Yep! We're good!"
Y/n glanced back at Childe, "M'kay. Explain a little more. I'm still confused-"
Okay so apparently Rex Lapis wasn't dead... y/n already knew that. She'd figured Childe would just give up and go somewhere else but nope.
"So what're you gonna do now?" Paimon asked the ginger.
"I will awaken the God that lies dormant beneath Guyun Stone Forest."
Y/n choked, "Bitch, what-" "WAIT-"
Well... she'd already befriended said God so all she had to do was get there first.
But she'd have to hurry.
Like... actually hurry.
Aether blinked at y/n, noticing how she was preparing to leave, "Y/n, where are you-"
"CAN'T TALK NOW, SORRY, GOTTA GO, BYEEEE-" y/n shouted, already taking off.
There was silence as the three watched y/n go before Aether looked at Childe again.
"..."
"..."
"So..."
A small cough.
"You gonna finish your monologue?"
"Yep, as I was saying-"
~~~ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ•°*
Y/n had never paddled so fast in her life, her little boat speeding towards Guyun Stone Forest.
"NO NO NO, DONT YOU DARE START RAINING-" y/n shouted at the sky.
She let out a tiny squeal when she heard thunder, considering heading home and hiding in a corner like she usually did during storms.
As it began to storm and the waves got a little violent, y/n sunk a little in her boat, hyperventilating.
'You're okay, you're farrrrr from that terrible storm that surrounds Inazuma-' y/n told herself, struggling to calm her breathing, 'You're safe, it's just a little bit of rain, haha...'
Her heart sunk when several massive vortexes surrounded her itty bitty boat, sea serpents made of water emerging a moment later.
"Ohhhhh no, I'm dead-" y/n wheezed before she finally passed tf out.
•••
"Y/n!"
"EEEK, DON'T KILL ME-!!!" y/n screeched, flinching away from the voice beside her boat.
"Kill you? What in the world are you talking about?" Haiyang demanded, puzzled.
Y/n's eyes widened when she spotted her friend peering over the side of the boat at her and she suddenly lunged upwards, grabbing his face in her hands.
"W-What are you-"
"PLEASE DON'T MURDER EVERYONE IN LIYUE, I LOVE LIYUE, IT MAY NOT BE HOME BUT I CARE ABOUT IT!" y/n pleaded.
"...huh?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You thought I was gonna destroy Liyue?"
"...uh-huh."
Haiyang frowned, "But-"
"No."
"Can I-"
"No."
Haiyang scowled, "They attacked me first. I was going to look for you but they came out of nowhere and started shooting me."
"They're scared, it's natural for people to attack first when they feel threatened-!" y/n protested.
"Y/n, you're a good person and you mean a lot to me." Haiyang murmured, "Because of that, I don't want you to get hurt."
Y/n bristled, "YOU'D BETTER NOT PUSH MY BOAT! SUI, I SWEAR TO-"
Haiyang simply waved and y/m screeched when the already violent waves began to push her boat away from Liyue.
Hmm, this was awfully familiar.
Where had y/n seen this before...??
Oh yeah! When Ayumu made her leave Inazuma without him! What happened later on? He got caught and probably killed.
"That damned-! Hey!" y/n snapped, discarding any feelings of fear she had and hopping in the water.
Haiyang noticed and panicked, "Y/n-"
Y/n swam back over to him and clung to him like a koala with a, "MARRY ME!"
"WHAT-"
"I SAID MARRY ME!!!"
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ASKING SUCH A THING, STOP BEING STUBBORN!!!"
"IF YOU DONT DESTROY LIYUE, I'LL MARRY YOU!" y/n snapped and Haiyang halted.
The two idiots were silent, only the sounds of the raging sea plus the fight on the Jade Chamber above filling the silence.
"...promise?"
"Wut-"
Y/n almost wheezed when she saw the sparkly eyed look in Haiyang's steel blue eyes, "Promise you'll marry me?"
"Only if you're okay with me having two husbands, Ayumu will probably wanna join-"
"Then no." Haiyang stated, "Either way you're staying with me."
"Wait-" y/n shrieked when Haiyang turned around and hugged her. Her face ended up pressed against his man tits but she wasn't complaining. They were soft.
AND HE BURIED HIS FACE IN HER HAIR, HOW CAN A MURDEROUS GOD BE SO SOFTAAAAAAAAA
"As embarrassing as it is to admit it, you're my only friend. I don't want to lose you." Haiyang mumbled.
Y/n wanted to cry, 'WHY IS HE SO CUTE-!'
"To be honest, I don't want to destroy Liyue. Knowing it'll only make you sad and you'd probably hate me." Haiyang continued, "So, if you want, we can just leave."
"Leave?"
"Mhm. I can take you back to Inazuma and you wouldn't have to worry. I'd be there to protect you." Haiyang exclaimed and y/n almost choked when she saw the hopeful look in his eyes.
"Yangyang-"
"No >:("
Y/n sighed, trying not to laugh, "Sui. You're going to have to chill out with the sea serpent thing first. Ningguang and the others probably still think you're going to harm Liyue Harbor."
"Ah, right..." Haiyang murmured then chuckled, "I should take care of that part first, shouldn't I?"
Above the two simps, Ningguang was about to drop the damn chamber.
But...
"WAIT, Y/N'S DOWN THERE-" Paimon shrieked, spotting y/n in the water below.
"SHE'S WHAT!?" Keqing demanded.
All her simps peered over to side to see if she was there and yep, there she was.
Bad news... the Jade Chamber was already being hecking dropped.
"FUCKING MOVE!" Aether yelled down at her, earning pissed off looks from Xiao, Keqing, Ningguang and Ganyu.
'How dare he speak to her that way-'
Y/n, however, heard it and looked up.
"AYE BRO WATCH YOUR PALACE-" y/n shrieked and Haiyang hugged her a little tighter.
"Take a deep breath." he ordered.
"Wut-"
"Take a deep breath." he repeated, "Unless you can somehow breathe under water."
Y/n did as she was told and squeezed her eyes shut, burying her face in Haiyang's man tits since they were her only source of comfort at the moment.
At least if she died, she'd die with her face stuffed in Haiyang's squishy tits.
And then-
The Jade Chamber fell on em.
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