You Me Ms P And A Trio Of Dumbasses
Skit Time!!!! (Note: If you do not enjoy these skits featuring my character's, scroll past this point in the story. These skits will appear at the end and/or beginning of each chapter. This one is on the longer side.)Homura- "What's up bitches!!! My names Homura. She/her. I'm a flame god slayer(at least that's what you would call me) and I will set your heart a-flame."Adelina- "My names Adelina. She/her. I'm the fairy queen and I use size magic." *reads script* "Oh and. I'll shrink your worries away!" Devmayi- "You can call me Devmayi. He/him. I'm a shapeshifter and I use illusion magic. I'm totally not a god, you can't prove anything."Syrah- "Dev!! You're supposed to say a flirty line. Preferably with a joke pertaining to your magic!!"Devmayi- "How am I supposed to come up with a flirty line about shapeshifting?!" Syrah- "I don't know!! Just think of something!!" Devmayi- "Ugh, fine. Uh...did you just shapeshift? Cause you suddenly look stunning. Wait- No- that's offensive." Syrah- "Alright! Let's just move on! Kai!" Kai- "Going with the flow, I'm Kai. She/they. I'm a water mage. Water is good for lots of things. Dehydrated? Just drink water. Hot? Douse yourself in cold water. Someone breaks Dev's heart? Drown them, with water." Devmayi- "Not sure if I should be flustered or scared." Syrah- "Just do both! Next!" Mamoru- "I'll fly my way into your heart, I'm Mamoru. He/him. I'm the acting dragon king. I also use wind magic."Eileen- "I'm Eileen! She/her. Our signs are a good match! I use the heavenly stars magic. I call upon the power of the stars. I travel with my twin and of course my partner in crime Mr. Glowy."Adreanna- "I'm Adreanna. Ei's twin. You can call me Ad. They/them. I use shadow magic. I am not going to flirt. Say hi to my shadow buddy, Sir. Pickles."Irene- "I'm Irene the devilish master of blades. She/her. I love a good costume change and there's no weapon I can't master. The quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs."Yuki- "Hello there. I'm Yuki, I'm kind of blind. He/him. You may have seen me in the Fto Season 6 story. I use something I call Bond magic. I'll let myself explain in S6. That being said. I hope the two of us can form a close bond." Syrah- "Wonderful! I'm Syrah. She/her. I may or may not run a cult. I use Wine magic. I can do things like turning water into wine. I can also give buffs to my Allie's and debuffs to my enemies. Care for a drink?"Adelina- "Great. Now what was the point of that?"Adreanna- "Yeah we sounded like Dating Sim characters." Homura- "I don't know about you guys but I killed it."Syrah- "That was just a little thing to help the readers get to know us. Previously the author made the mistake of randomly adding characters without any information on said characters."Mamoru- "It was an interesting display."Eileen- "What do you mean by that, Sexy?" Mamoru- "I mean that you're all weirdos and you all suck at flirting."Eileen- "I feel I should take offense to that. I'll have you know I'm an excellent flirt."Kai- "No Bitches."Eileen- "Shut it!" Yuki- "Don't worry Ei. I don't think you're bad at flirting."Eileen- "Oh. Thanks Yuki." Yuki- "No problem."Devmayi- "Alrighty this is boring as fuck. Let's just get on with the story!!"Syrah- "Fine, fine."
————Boat floated David along beside him. David absolutely refused to move when it was time to head to Ms. Penderghasts house for the quest. So, Boat used his magic to encase David in a bubble that carried him. Inmo was supposed to meet them at the place. "Come on Boat! You'll regret going there! She'll make you drink that Devil's juice and you'll probably die!" Boat rolled his eyes at the ice mages futile attempts to get Boat on his side. This was meant to be a punishment so Boat didn't doubt David's words. But, he was definitely being over dramatic. Which seems to be his usual behavior. Boat took in a breath as they neared the clearing where a small house sat. David's whining grew louder. This was the water mages first quest as a member of a guild. It didn't seem to be a normal quest, but a quest nonetheless. So, he would complete it. -"Raindrop!!!!" The smaller boy shouted as the roommates approached the house. He was standing outside as if waiting for something."Hey Inmo. Did you meet with the client?" Boat made sure to keep David trapped in the bubble to prevent his escape. Inmo blinked. "Client?" He questioned. Boat shook his head. Inmo was so adorable. "The lady." He clarified. Inmo made an 'oh' face and nodded. "Yep! She told me to wait out here. Something about destroying her house." Boat nodded. "Yeah, that makes sense."Inmo frowned. "I don't get it though."Boat grinned. "Well, your magic is pretty destructive and you don't have total control over it. It makes sense that someone wouldn't want you inside their house which you can easily destroy. Besides, this place is kinda small so you'd likely send it sky high if you did lose control." Boat stopped when he noticed Inmo's frown deepen. "Oh. But don't take it to heart. I guess just think of it as incentive to train more so that way people won't have to concern themselves with whether or not you destroy their home." His encouragement seemed to work as the purple haired boy's frown turned upside down. David suddenly yelled out and Boat felt his spell disperse. Boat had gotten distracted, allowing David to cut through the bubble with a sword made of ice. Boat reached out, preparing his magic with the intent to capture the man who was running away in nothing but his boxers. However, a high-pitched voice surprised him and David so much that they both froze. "Now boys! Gather round'!" Boat and David turned to look at the elderly woman. Inmo was stood beside her as she had just come from the house. He was eyeing the teacups sat on a silver platter she held. The lady held the tray out to the smaller boy. Inmo eagerly took one of the cups. He tried to hold the cup gently as best he could. He didn't seem to understand that you're supposed to hold the cup by the handle. The lady, Ms. Pendergast, turned to the frozen boys. "Come come. You are here for the tea right?" Boat snapped out of his shock and nodded quickly, jogging over to the two. He also took a cup, holding it properly. Inmo observed how Boat held the cup and copied him. David scowled but walked over anyways. He didn't want to risk the old bat sicking one of her pets on him. Mysteriously, the ice mages pants, shirt and shoes had returned. Now only his chest, arms and head were exposed. Boat wondered if the clothes the man wore were enchanted somehow. David took the last cup and Ms. P returned to the house to put the tray up. David glared at the caramel colored liquid. Inmo didn't even wait for anything, downing his drink in one go. He then started freaking out about how good it was. Several small explosions went off around him as he jumped around. David scolded him for the explosions which shut Inmo up. Boat did the logical thing and followed Inmo's example. He wasn't sure what to expect. Between David's intense hatred for the substance and Inmo's infatuation with it. He was happy to find it had a pleasant taste. Not too bland, not too sweet. David also drank his quickly, gagging afterwards. The three soon started to feel light headed when Ms. Pendergast came back outside. Boat closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened them again, he jumped back in surprise. And jumped again when a small explosion went off near his feet. He was looking right at himself. He panicked, looking around. He caught sight of himself and realized he didn't look the same. His skin tone was different and he was more muscular. Furthermore, he felt a strange weight on his back. Not anything particularly heavy but a feeling he didn't have before. "Ah fuck!" His lookalike exclaimed.Boat had just pieced things together. David looked around with a confused expression. "I feel taller." He said. Or rather, his body did anyways.Boat felt himself panic at his revelation. Another explosion went off. They had switched bodies!!!!If he wasn't mistaken. He must be in Inmo's body. Inmo's in David's body, and David is in Boats body.Another explosion went off. David, as in David in Boats body, groaned. "Could you stop with the explosions idiot!" Boat took in a deep breath. He realized that the explosions happened when he got too excited, or nervous, or anything really. No wonder Inmo didn't have the best control. Boat himself never had much problem with basic control over his magic. Basically it would never just go off randomly. He wasn't used to lack of control. It seemed that Inmo didn't have that luxury. His magic seems much more prone to going haywire. Not to mention the fact that Inmo is very high strung, erratic, and energetic. Now the water mage felt bad about what he said earlier to Inmo about needing to control his magic better. It seems that such a thing wasn't so easy.Boat made a mental note to apologize to Inmo after this impending chaos was over. David groaned. "See! I told you! This was a horrible idea! We should have run when we had the chance!"Boat chuckled nervously. "Ah. It's not so bad. Strange. But, not bad."David cringed. "Disgusting you've lost yourself to the dark side." Ms. P chuckled. "Ah. I see. So you've switched bodies. How delightful."David groaned."Way to go captain obvious!" He paused."And it's not delightful at all!" Boat glanced at Inmo in David's the body. The boy was completely zoned out. "Inmo, you okay?" He asked, just to be sure. It was possible the tea could have other effects. The boy shrugged, snapping out of his zoned out state. "Someone's telling me to kill people."The way the cheerful boy said such a thing so calmly nearly sent shivers up Boats spine. David snorted. "Oh that's just Bob. He's like the demon thing that gives me my magic or something like that. Don't pay him any mind." Inmo hummed. "Pay him?" Boat jumped in. "He means to not do anything the voice tells you to do." Inmo nodded in understanding. "Uh. It's yelling about 'Bob' not being it's name. Also it says it's a devil, not a demon." David rolled his(Boat's)eyes. "Leave the kid alone. No one cares what your name is. Also, demon, devil, same thing. Shut the fuck up." Inmo hummed. "It's saying a lot of words. I don't know what they are." Boat shifted awkwardly. This seemed like some kind of inside joke he wasn't in on. David sighed. "Repeat them to me." Boat's eyes widened briefly when he realized something.Inmo blinked. "Uh....You mother fucking son of a bitch. Piece of shit asshole. Shut the fuck up you damned pussy." He continued, repeating all the curses the devil said. 'Inmo could hear David's demon then that means...' Boat eyed David. He didn't give off the appearance of having a voice in his head. That was good. 'She' didn't talk much these days. However she most definitely would start talking now if only to make Boat's life more difficult. All Boat could do is hope she doesn't.He would very much like to keep his secrets secret a while longer. Boat zoned out in thought for a bit while David and Inmo spoke. David and the devil bickering with Inmo being the devil's messenger. After a few minutes, Inmo suddenly cried out. "Wait! Why can I see myself?! What's going on?!" All attention turned towards the boy who was now flailing his arms around wildly in a panic. It took Boat a moment to realize that Inmo had just now noticed that the three of them switched bodies. "Ah! Calm down. See, the tea made us switch bodies." He moved closer to Inmo, grabbing the boys wrists to prevent him from accidentally hurting himself or others.Inmo took in a breath, calming himself, then frowned. "I don't know what that means." His voice is quieter. Boat hummed, wondering how best to explain this. "Well. Think of it as we just look different now. So. I look like you but I'm actually Boat. You look like David but you're you. David looks like me but he's David. You basically have all the physical traits and abilities that David does now." Inmo nodded though he still didn't quite understand it. "Will I go back to being me?" Boat glanced at Ms. P who nodded. Boat sighed. "Yes of course. It might take a while but I promise you'll go back to being you."Inmo took a moment then smiled, his mood shifting to something much closer to the usual. "Okay!"Boat smiled, glad to see the boy had calmed down.Well. Calm wasn't the right word.Regardless, he wasn't upset anymore. David sighed. "We should probably head back to the guild hall sooner rather than later."Boat nodded. "Yeah, wouldn't want to keep Brandon and Ritchie waiting." Ms.P frowned."Awwww. You boys are leaving so soon?"Boat hummed, making a shallow bow. "So sorry. We should report to our guild leaders." David scoffed. "Don't apologize to this she devil!" Boat stood up straight, glaring at David. "Regardless of your opinion of someone, you should always be polite." David rolled his eyes. "Oh I'm sorry Mr.Fancypants. I'm not some posh diplomat. I'm a mage and ex-criminal." Boat blinked, taken aback. Not by David but by himself. "Sorry. I didn't mean to be rude." He scolded himself for letting his past self slip through. David waved it off. "It's whatever." Inmo hummed. "What's a criminal?" David groaned, face palming. Boat took in a breath. Forming the words to best explain what a criminal was. Ms. P smiled, amused by this trio. -David groaned, dragging his feet across the path. He wasn't tired at all, just bored out of his mind. Inmo trudged behind him, actually exhausted. It seemed that the process of switching bodies took a lot of energy out of them. Boat walked ahead of the two, still with so much energy. That wasn't a surprise since Inmo was so energetic all the time. They rounded the corner to find the guild hall. Boat entered first, not waiting for the other two.
David came in after, suddenly not bored at all.
Inmo came in last, leaning against the doorway to catch his breath.
David's body did not have the same stamina as the other two.
Brandon looked up.
He was the only one present in the guild hall.
"Oh. Welcome back. How was your day?"
David groaned, flopping onto the table.
"It was horrible! We just had to drink that tea. And I had to hold back my full force since I'm in raindrops body."
Boat blinked. The thought of David's habit of getting naked didn't even cross his mind before.
He hadn't realized that the guy had held it back.
Inmo took in a deep breath.
"My legs hurt! My clothes are sticking to me! I don't like this!" He exclaimed.
Boat shrugged. "It was interesting."
Brandon looked between the three, processing the scene.
"I see...body switching. I suppose that could come in handy in the right situation..."
The guild leader seemed to be speaking to himself.
Boat shrugged. "Yeah. Still feels very strange to be in another persons body."
Brandon hummed, eyeing something behind Boat.
He stepped closer, maybe a little too close.
"Hey. While you're in his body. Would you mind telling me if that tail is real or fake?" He whispered.
Boat blinked, surprised.
"Yeah. Why?" He whispered back.
Brandon shrugged.
"Me and my brother have been wondering for a while now. He never really gives a straight answer to these things."
Boat nods. "Yes it's real." He answers still in a whisper.
The devil slayer stepped back, turning so he could look at all three of them.
"For your report, I want you each to keep a journal. Each time you will document your experiences. What the effects of the tea are. What happened when it took effect? How long did the effect last? This should be done each and every time you go to Ms.Pendergasts for this quest."
As he spoke he brought out three notebooks. He handed one to Boat and tossed the other two at David and Inmo.
Inmo frowned as he picked up the book. "I'm confused. What do I do with this? Can I eat it?"
Boat shook his head. "No no. You don't eat it. You write in it...I'll help you out with that if you want."
'I also still need to apologize about earlier.'
Inmo smiled. "Okay!"
Brandon hummed.
"Okay. You three are dismissed."
David shouted a 'yes' before running out of the guild hall.
Boat sighed and turned to Inmo.
"Hey. Why don't we go to your place?"
The boy nods.
They walk off, leaving Brandon behind to ponder.
"Huh. So the tail is real..."
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Boat entered the house behind Inmo.
The structure was similar to David's house but a bit different.
Inmo went straight to the couch, laying down.
Boat looked around.
Nothing was personalized. It probably wasn't any different from when Inmo got it.
"So uh. Before we get into the whole journal thing. There's something I wanted to tell you."
Inmo perked up.
"What is it?"
Boat sighed, scratching the back of his neck.
"Well. Earlier I basically told you to just control your powers if you wanted people to trust you to be in a place like their house...I'm sorry about that."
Inmo hummed, sitting up.
"Uhhhh. Why are you apologizing?"
Boat paused, finding the right words.
"Well. After being in your body and experiencing it for myself. I realize that your magic is more intertwined with your emotions than others. Meaning your magic is triggered by much weaker emotions than mine are. I never had any trouble controlling my emotions and magic growing up and I didn't realize that it could be so difficult for you. I'm sorry for being so insensitive."
It was silent for a moment before Inmo spoke.
"Uh. I didn't understand half of what you said but I get that you're sorry for what you said. It's okay though. I know my explosions can destroy things. For some reason people don't like their things to be destroyed. So you were right about me needing to train and better my control. I don't want to upset people by destroying their things."
Boat was relieved. He was worried that he had offended Inmo and that they couldn't be friends.
But, it seemed he hadn't offended the boy at all.
Still. What he said was insensitive regardless of if Inmo was offended or not.
Boat made a mental note to be more careful with his words in the future.
"Right! Thank you...so, how about that journal?"
Inmo nodded.
"Oh yeah. I still don't get what it even is."
Boat chuckled.
"Well..."
And so. A friendship blossomed between Inmo and Boat. Too young mages.
Both ex-criminals on accident.
How will this play out?
-To Be Continued-
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