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While you were laying there, complaining about your life decisions and regretting everything
"I swear if I don't survive this I’m never trusting anime logic again-!"
Suddenly, this boar-head psycho burst out of the house, full speed, yelling like a maniac.
"FIGHT! FIGHT!"
You blinked. Oh great. Him..
Zenitsu screamed.
"WAHH IT’S THE BOAR HEAD AGAIN!"
Inosuke charged straight toward Nezuko’s box, fists raised like he was ready to throw hands with a cardboard box.
But Zenitsu leapt in front of it and wrapped himself around the box like a koala.
"NO! I’m not gonna let you hurt this box it’s more precious than Tanjiro’s life!"
Inosuke, being Inosuke, didn’t give a single fuck. He started kicking Zenitsu like they were in a wrestling match.
"MOVE! THERE’S A DEMON IN THERE!"
Meanwhile, you were laying there watching everything unfold. ‘Ain’t no way I’m letting this boar bastard stomp my boy Zenitsu.’
You forced yourself up. Everything was spinning. You were dizzy, bleeding, and mad.
You stepped in front of Zenitsu.
Inosuke was still yelling, his voice like 3 raccoons trapped in a trash can. But you couldn’t hear any of it.
Instead, you heard a voice in your head.
‘Left.’
You dodged a kick.
‘Right.’
Dodged again.
Before he could swing again
BAM.
You punched him straight in the face.
He actually stumbled back.
Zenitsu stared.
‘HOW?! Isn’t she a foreigner who can’t even fight? That’s what Tanjiro told me…’
‘Good job,’ the voice in your head whispered.
Inosuke got back up, fuming.
"Bitch, I LOVE YOU, INOSUKE, BUT STOP!" you shouted, ducking a punch.
"HUH?! DID YOU JUST INSULT ME?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
‘FUCK.’
Shoichi stood a few feet away, watching this chaos like a live-action horror movie.
"What the hell is happening…?"
That’s when Tanjiro finally ran onto the scene.
He saw Zenitsu, bruised and bloody. You, barely standing, with a bleeding nose and blood in your hair. His face dropped.
He was angry.
At Inosuke. At himself. At everything.
Without a word, he sprinted over and landed a hard punch right into Inosuke’s ribs.
Owwww that had to hurt...
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!" Tanjiro shouted.
"Do you even know why Zenitsu didn’t fight back? It’s because—"
"MY BAD! LET’S FIGHT BAREHANDED THEN!" Inosuke screamed, completely ignoring the entire point.
"That’s not what I meant-!"
BAM.
More punches.
You stood to the side holding your nose, whispering, "ow… that must’ve hurt…"
They kept fighting, like two angry cats.
Finally, Tanjiro got fed up.
"You need to CALM DOWN."
HEADBUTT.
You and Zenitsu:
"WAHHH!"
"AHHH!"
"TANJIRO—DID YOU JUST BREAK HIS FREAKING SKULL?!"
Inosuke hit the floor like a dropped sack of rice.
"My name is Hashibira Inosuke! Don’t forget it!!"
Tanjiro blinked.
"How do you even write that?"
"I don’t know! It was on my wristban-"
THUD.
Inosuke passed out.
"WAHHH!!!DID YOU KILL HIM?!"
Tanjiro squatted down.
"No… just a concussion. I think."
𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙕𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙥𝙨𝙚𝙨
You sat nearby on a rock, barely keeping your eyes open.
"I’m tired…" you muttered.
Tanjiro turned to you. "Hm? Y/n, did you say something?"
Then he realized.
"Oh... right. You don’t speak Japanese…"
At least we’re finally heading to the Wisteria House. Took long enough, damn it.
‘Language, dear.’
‘Waitwho even ARE you? I never asked. Also, thanks for helping me earlier…’
‘No problem, dear. But I can’t tell you yet.’
‘Ugh... fine, mysterious anime voice.’
Suddenly
BAM.
Inosuke popped up like a zombie.
"RAHHH!"
You screamed.
"FUCKING INOSUKE WOKE UPOH SHIT."
He ran over to Tanjiro, yelling,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Tanjiro didn’t even flinch.
"We’re burying the people who died."
Inosuke blinked.
"…Oh. Okay. But let’s fight again after."
While they argued about duels and headbutts, you sat there… spacing out.
How did I even get here?
Last thing you remember was dying because of…
…𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙠-𝙠𝙪𝙣??
Yup. Sounds about right.
Time skip when it’s leaving the mansion time.
"What do you mean Angel-chan has to go with Teruko, Shoichi, and their brother?!" Zenitsu cried.
"I’m sorry, Zenitsu," Tanjiro said. "She’s not a demon slayer… it’s dangerous for her to be around us."
You looked at him like:
‘Bro, what the actual hell are you saying?’
You didn’t understand the words, but the vibe? Crystal clear.
‘Yo voice-in-head, what’s going on now?’
‘They think it’s too dangerous for you to stay. They want you to go with the three siblings.’
‘WHAT?! No! I gotta save Kyojuro later. And possibly simp over like 3 more Hashira. I’m not going anywhere.’
You walked straight up to Tanjiro and hugged him tight, giving him the puppy-dog eyes of death.
Zenitsu gasped.
"Tanjiro, look! She wants to come with us. Please?!"
Tanjiro sighed.
"…Fine. I guess."
"YAYYY!" you cheered, fist in the air.
Time skip… walking down the road.
"My name is Kamado Tanjiro. Not Kamaboko."
"Same thing."
"IT’S NOT-!"
Meanwhile, you were half-asleep on Zenitsu’s back like a sleepy koala.
Zenitsu? He was in heaven.
"Eheheh…"
He was giggling. Actually giggling.
Eventually, you all stopped in front of a house covered in Wisteria flowers.
After Tanjiro’s crow delivered a whole speech in angry crow language, Tanjiro knocked on the door.
"I’m sorry to interrupt, but"
A voice called out from inside.
"You guys are Demon Slayers, right?"
"Yes."
"Come on in, tthen! "
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