𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿 × 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 [OLD]
𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖮𝗇𝖾
(Wattpad is goofy asf)
(I was deleting smthn and it deleted the wrong 🚚ing chapter like wth. So, anyways, this is chapter one now)
The Demon Slayer Corps was weirdo central.
The strongest slayers in the organization consisted of two major extroverts with wild hair colors, a flamboyant shinobi, a man with a snake, a recluse and a dude covered head to toe in scars.
The other three were normal and nice enough.
Still, throughout her two years in the Demon Slayer Corps, y/n just kept meeting really strange people.
She'd only been looking for a spot to rest after a mentally draining mission, and intended to investigate a disappearance nearby, but found a person with a boar head beating the crap out of some demon slayer who was protecting a box.
Well, only one of them was a weirdo.
Who the hell ran around with a boar head and nothing covering their upper body, eh? That's weird.
'Wait a minute... no, but he has his chest out all the time. Does that count?' y/n wondered, her mind drifting back to a certain white haired weirdo, 'Does it? I think it does? I'm not very sure.'
The blond one with short choppy hair was a little more normal, she supposed. Nothing odd about him at first glance.
She focused on the strange box the blond had practically wrapped himself around as the boar dude kicked him, 'I wonder if there's food in there. Maybe that's why they're fighting?'
As she neared, she sensed a demon inside the box instead. Well, that made the situation a bit less strange.
Y/n tried to think of a solution before she realized she was holding two boxes of food. Maybe she could offer them some?
"...hey...." y/n whispered, her voice refusing to get any louder than that.
The Boar person continued beating up the blond boy, paying y/n no mind. Ah... that was a little annoying.
"Hrm... hey." y/n spoke a little louder.
No reaction.
She stood there for a moment, trying to think of a solution before deciding.
She grabbed the strange boar person by the arm and spoke firmly, "Please stop hurting him. Demon Slayers are forbidden from hurting another."
"HAH??? ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!?" the boar person demanded and y/n jumped, flinching away.
'Loud...!' she thought in alarm, instinctively punching the strange person in the face, 'Wait, no...! I meant to back up-'
Initially, the masked demon slayer believed that the boar person would be fine only to realize that they definitely weren't.
Falling to the ground—
"C-Crap, are you alive!?" y/n wheezed, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to-"
That's not something you say to someone you just punched in the face. Especially if you knocked them out.
"YOU SAVED ME!" the blond shouted, looking in y/n's direction and causing her to cringe, "I-AAAAAA, IT'S A DEMON!!"
'He really took a beating...' y/n thought then realized he'd just called her a demon, "W-Wait, hold on, I'm not a demon! Please stop screaming-"
"IN THE SUNLIGHT, A DEMON THAT CAN WITHSTAND THE SUN!" the boy shrieked as y/n frantically tried to search for a solution, "WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!"
"Hey!" y/n snapped, moving her mask to the side of her face, "I'm a human, see?"
The boy stopped screaming, staring at her with a slack-jawed look as if he was in awe.
Y/n blinked, frowning, "...hello?"
She let out half a shriek when the blond clung to her out of nowhere with a loud, obnoxious, "YOU'RE AN ANGEL!!! PLEASE MARRY ME, I'M BEGGING YOU!"
"...marriage?" y/n echoed despite all the screaming, "But I don't even know you. At least tell me your name before you ask for my hand in marriage..."
"..."
"..."
"Agatsuma Zenitsu."
"It's very nice to meet you, Agatsuma-kun."
"Please, call me Zenitsu."
"Oh." y/n placed her mask right back on her face, already uncomfortable with the eye contact, "I'm y/n."
She offered a hand to him and he made a tiny squeaking noise. She caught a brief glimpse of how his face turned red.
Y/n glanced over to the boy who had been hiding behind a tree with teary eyes, "You can come out now. It's safe."
The boy warily made his way over to y/n, Zenitsu, the box and the unconscious boar thing, uttering a quiet thank you to y/n.
Y/n nodded to the boy with a quiet hum and looked back towards Zenitsu. About his weird request... what was she supposed to say? She could act like she hadn't heard him. Just act like she was deaf.
No, that wouldn't work. She already made it very clear that she wasn't deaf at all. Something else...
'Whatever, let's just say no nicely.'
"Zenitsu. I may not know you very well but I'm willing to give you a chance." y/n told him, "But, uh, you'll have to recieve my Master's blessing first. He wouldn't be very happy if I were to suddenly get married."
'Wait— that's not a no.'
"So you'll marry me, then?"
"That's not what I— oh who am I kidding..."
While y/n simply listened to Zenitsu's almost unintelligible rambling, she was somewhat aware of someone else's presence.
She turned her head, spotting two other boys plus a little girl leaving the strange house y/n was planning on investigating.
'Guess they got the demon.' she thought then blinked, 'Hm... the demon slayer with the checkered haori, those markings...'
"Hello." she greeted awkwardly.
The little girl spotted her and immediately hid behind the demon slayer with the checkered haori along with the other boy who was with them.
Y/n felt a little guilty about startling the little girl... she hadn't intended to. It was that damned mask, wasn't it? Maybe she should not wear it.
'But making eye contact is even scarier.'
"Oh! Hello!" the one of the newcomers greeted and y/n relaxed a little, sensing no hostility or wariness from him.
"I came here because I heard a commotion and I... knocked out this boar person here since he was harassing Agatsuma-san—"
"Zenitsu."
"Right, Zenitsu. Harassing Zenitsu." she mumbled before bowing to avoid seeing this newcomer's expression, suddenly looking miserable, "I'm terribly sorry."
"H-Hey, don't apologize!" the burgundy eyed boy protested, startled by y/n's sudden apology, "It's fine!"
"I punched him though..." y/n murmured then sighed, "Zenitsu here protected that box over there though. Ahem, but, there's a dead body. We should probably bury it."
And so, a guilty y/n assisted her fellow demon slayers in burying the body, the three children helping them out while the boar thing she punched remained splayed out on the ground.
All was peaceful while he was unconscious. Unfortunately, peace is only temporary.
After all, peace is not peace without chaos.
Upon waking up, the boar thing y/n had punched(who she found actually had a face that was very pretty after removing his mask and making a little haori pile for him) woke up.
Y/n, who had been standing off to the side while the others paid their respects, was the first to notice the Boar boy regaining conciousness.
She muttered something under her breath and covered her ears when he began screaming and jumped to his feet.
"AAAAGH, HE'S AWAKE!!!" Zenitsu cried and darted behind y/n to hide, "Y/N! PROTECT ME!"
"FIGHT ME! FIGHT MEE!" the boar thing roared, charging at y/n who flinched, gasping a little.
'No, don't flee!' she told herself as Zenitsu's grip on her shoulders tightened a bit, 'I've just gotta be like Shinazugawa-san!'
"THAT'S RIGHT, COME AT ME!" y/n shouted, waving her fist at him, "I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU YA DAMN PIG!!!"
The boar thing halted while everyone else stared at y/n in shock, startled by the sudden shift in her demeanor.
'Oh. It worked.' y/n thought and actually continued, "What's wrong, swine? Afraid I'll knock your lights out again?"
The Boar Boy seemed to be processing y/n's words before his green eyes lit up with rage and... excitement?
'Oh no, another weirdo...!'
"I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT, DEMON GIRL!" he exclaimed and y/n deadpanned.
"H-Huh?" she paused, 'Is it because of my mask? Damn it... maybe I should just leave it off during the day...'
"I'm not a demon." y/n stated as the Boar Boy neared before landing a nasty uppercut just as he got close, "My name is y/n, damn it...!"
Zenitsu shrieked when y/n's punch sent the boar thing flying. The noise plus the sight of the boar thing flying caught the four others' attention.
"Ack! I punched too hard!" y/n cried before rushing over to check on the dazed Boar Boy, "Are you alright? Make a noise if you're alive...!"
(I love this thing)
(I'M A HUGE SIMP FOR UPPER MOON ONE, OKAY, HE WAS HOT AS A HUMAN AND HE'S STILL HOT NOW)
(LOOK AT THAT FLUFFY HAIRRRRR)
(Something gotta be wrong with me for me to still look at this man and think "he kinda fine")
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